Tuesday, August 07, 2007

It seems like so much longer

Today is my blog day. I've been posting this dreck for a year now. I still can't believe I have readers. Thank you all.

Fat Sparrow

47 comments:

Grump said...

keep it up as the vicar said to the nun. You are a whiff of fresh air in amongst the smog.
Cheers x

savannah said...

congratulations, sugar! *hugs*

laughykate said...

Happy blogday! How do you celebrate a blogday? In my world there's three compulsory things someone should receive on their birthday - chocolate, flowers and champagne. And if you're me, you generally manage to drag your birthday out for a week. And you're also allowed one practice birthday a year - that's a day where you get have lots of treats which your nearest must deliver (generally it has to happen on the actual date of your birthday - but can be on any chosen month) and you have to give 24 hours notice of your practice birthday. So, all things being equal, a blogday must include treats along the lines of a birthday. I'm just a little stumped as what they'd be.......cause there is absolutely no point whatsoever to cyber birthday cake. I'll keep thinking....

xl said...

Consider how long that is in sparrow-years! Keep up the excellent writing.

The Hangar Queen said...

Well I'll be...one year old huh?

Welcome to the old timer section of the blogosphere.

Coffin dodger!

Twenty Major said...

More mental stories like that McDonalds one, please.

fatmammycat said...

Happy Blog day Sparrow, Friday's ginger will be dedicated to you and Queenie.

whyioughtta said...

You don't look a day over 6 months, dahling.

Very happy to have stumbled upon you. Happy b-day!

Conan Drumm said...

Many happy returns, Missus.

nonny said...

Happy blog day, keep up the good work!

Fat Sparrow said...

Grump and Savannah -- Thank you!

LaughyKate -- I am moving to your world, as it sounds far better than mine. To celebrate, I did the dishes. That's usually what I do on my birthday, too.

XL -- Good point, and thank you!

Devin -- "Welcome to the old timer section of the blogosphere."

Oh, just 'cause you're a day older....

"Coffin dodger!"

According to statistics, the average blogger lasts 18 months, so yup, I'm in God's waiting room.

Twenty -- "More mental stories like that McDonalds one, please."

I will tell the Spouse Sparrow to get craicing.

FMC -- "Happy Blog day Sparrow, Friday's ginger will be dedicated to you and Queenie."

Thank you! I suppose it would be too much to hope for that the ginger would be Gillian Anderson?

Whyioughtta -- "You don't look a day over 6 months, dahling."

Oh you charmer.

"Very happy to have stumbled upon you. Happy b-day!"

Thank you! I'm glad you found me, too.

Conan and Nonny -- Thank you!

Medbh said...

Happy Blogiversary, Fat Sparrow, and sorry to have missed it by a day. May your year ahead be filled with love, peace, and prosperity. Oh, and lots of good blog fodder, naturally!

Manuel said...

Damn well done! A year eh, look at it, all up and walking on it's own, they grow up so quick....

gimme a minute said...

Kudos, Ms Sparrow. Wouldn't be in the blogosphere without you.

Here's to many more, you fucked up chick, you.

Let's Kill Saturday Night said...

Oh happy day !

Old Knudsen said...

To think I only thought you'd last a month, ah well old timer.

boudica of suburbia said...

and lots of them by the looks of it!

Xmichra said...

happy belated blog b-day:)
I wonder if going back to blogging is like being a born again virgin.. that you get to have yout blog-cherry popped again on the 1 year. :D

Xul said...

Cheers! I'll drink an extra pint in your honor. You're a trip--keep it up!

Crystal said...

i think neal is a massive cunt too. well said, fine sparrow.

Fumier said...

Happy B-day, FS. I'll crack one off ...errr, open for you.

Fat Sparrow said...

Medbh, Manuel, Gimme, and LKSN -- Thank you!

Old Knudsen -- Fuck off, you jealous piss stained old git.

Boudica -- "and lots of them by the looks of it!"

It's amazing how many people are work shy slackers, isn't it? Thank God.

Xmichra -- "happy belated blog b-day:)
I wonder if going back to blogging is like being a born again virgin.. that you get to have yout blog-cherry popped again on the 1 year. :D
"

My cherry is so old the stem fell off and the seed dropped out, so there's really no hope for me.

Xul -- Thank you!

Crystal -- "i think neal is a massive cunt too. well said, fine sparrow."

He is, isn't he? So why do we find him so damn irresistible? Is it the blowjob pouty lips or the ginger nuts? Ah, life's mysteries.

Fumie -- "Happy B-day, FS. I'll crack one off ...errr, open for you."

Why thank you!

Around My Kitchen Table said...

Well done, me old cock sparra. (That's my cockney impression over for the day). Wonder what is rhyming slang for blog? Fiddle and frog? Rabid dog? Cheesy clog? Just had a thought - do Americans know about rhyming slang or do you just think I'm a sandwich short of a picnic?

fatmammycat said...

You there, I had a song, a Hoff, and EVERYTHING!

Fat Sparrow said...

AMKT -- Thank you!

"Just had a thought - do Americans know about rhyming slang or do you just think I'm a sandwich short of a picnic?"

Yes, this American gets it, but I've had cross-training in Brit-life studies.

FMC -- "You there, I had a song, a Hoff, and EVERYTHING!"

Veni, vidi, commenti, and gracias. I know, I know, I was a day late, and I'm sorry. In my defense, I was out all day running errands all over several cities via bus, and ended up walking home in the evening after the last errand, as the bus stops running after 8 P.M. I was fucking knackered, and didn't check my mail or blogs or anything. Forgive me, please?

First Nations said...

just think...if your father in law had never set his kitchen on fire, ida never knewed ya! the world is too fucking strange isn't it?
happy blogday and many many more. you are the good stuff.

please stop crapping on my buick.

Conortje said...

Happy Blog Day Sparrow - keep 'em coming!

NiolK said...

Congrats! I'll have to send you a picture of my cock as a present.

Contemplating Suicide said...

Well Rome wasn't built in a day was it?
But boy when it was finished, it looked a danm sight better than this shite!!!

Foot Eater said...

I'm not here, but best wishes anyway.

Monstee said...

Me had this big long happy happy blog day comment for you last week....

But it seem to have been fucked off.

Dang!

Well, happy, happy....

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

happy blog day to thee, oh Sparrow! May you always find shiny new cars to crap on...

Ms Robinson said...

And to think the Broccoli Salad Episode may have tripped you up at the last minute. But you carried on like a trooper. Best.

Fearfink said...

Ms Sparrow, I'm extending a hearty congrats or shoulder, depending upon your current moodage. Mine is wandering closer and closer to husbandicide this week, with nary a redeeming feature visible upon him. I will report on his status, whether breathing, missing or relocated in due course.

Eddie Waring said...

I can't believe I spend time reading and writing this shit either. You are well worth the two or three minutes per week that I spend on you.
Happy Blog Day

Annie Rhiannon said...

Happy blonkday Sparrow!

Grump said...

Dear Ms Fat Sparrow. I was wondering if you could give us a peck and tell us that you are well and up and about like the preverbeall lark.
x

First Nations said...

OH HAPPY BLOGDAY ALREADY! POST SOMETHING!

Troika said...

You're gonna have to write more now Fumie has gone.

Gaye said...

Very Belated Happy Blogday! I am newish to all this and only just finding my around hopping from blog to blog.
What is the turnover in the blogosphere, any ideas? I mean do most people quit writing and tear up their blog before a year is up? I am only asking cuz it seems a year old blog is associated with being an old timer?
Tatafornow! I shall be back :)

gimme a minute said...

Are you dead? Don't be dead.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Oh sparrrrrow, cheep cheep cheep... I hope you've not been eaten by an urban cat?

Xul said...

I hope you haven't carked it. Or been attacked by Killah Beez. ;)

savannah said...

where the hell are YOU???? i miss you, sugar!

fatmammycat said...

Sam and you gone is a bit too much.
Espero todo bien con su salud cariño.
FMC X

Old Knudsen said...

I believe that Sam PB, Fat Sparrow,Noilk and Footeater are one and the same.

Conortje said...

Bored now. Come back.