Thursday, July 05, 2007

An inconvenient truth: You're a fuckwit

Al Gore's son was arrested, as I'm sure you've heard.

Personally, I am shocked.

I had no idea that a Toyota Prius could do 100 MPH.


Fat Sparrow

16 comments:

laughykate said...

The guy is a carbon earthquake. I expect his father will take him out soon.

Eddie Waring said...

I blame the parents.

Troika said...

I don't think HE'LL be getting a presidential pardon.

Al Gore III. What is you Yanks have with giving your kids royal fucking honorifics?

fatmammycat said...

He's not a pretty lad is he?

Medbh said...

I thought the same thing, Fat Sparrow.
Does he dye his hair blonde or is that natural? Either way, not a good look.

Conan Drumm said...

Being too lazy and paranoid to click on links I take it he was arrested for being Al Gore's son? Or was he wantonly extending his carbon footprint with MaryJane?

Fat Sparrow said...

Laughykate -- "The guy is a carbon earthquake. I expect his father will take him out soon."

He's definitely a liability. And you'd think that what with his dad being in to movies and all, the both of them could have managed to watch "Supersize Me."

Eddie -- "I blame the parents."

Why not; I like to blame Al Gore for most things.

Troika -- "I don't think HE'LL be getting a presidential pardon."

Not from Fred Thompson, anyway.

"Al Gore III. What is you Yanks have with giving your kids royal fucking honorifics?"

Don't ask me. There's really no point in numbering them, as we Americans tend to outbreed and not inbreed, unlike the English, so we can usually tell our offspring apart.

FMC -- "He's not a pretty lad is he?"

It's amazing, isn't it? I mean, considering how fucking hot his parents are.

Medbh -- "Does he dye his hair blonde or is that natural? Either way, not a good look."

No, naturally, it looks like his dad's.

The patriarchy has fucked up Al Gore III's hair, and fucked it up bad.

Conan -- "Being too lazy and paranoid to click on links I take it he was arrested for being Al Gore's son? Or was he wantonly extending his carbon footprint with MaryJane?"

Did that rash not clear up from the last time you clicked over here? Sorry about that....

Pot, Xanax, Valium, Soma, Vicodin, and Adderall; with 6 you get egg roll.

Medbh said...

Hah!
That link I put up was the funniest use of the word patriarchy I've ever seen.

Boyfriend isn't as bad as Courtney Love, but his hair reminded me of that wife-killer Scott Peterson.

Foot Eater said...

Al III? Sounds like an android. Mind you, given his dad's public performances I wouldn't be surprised. Hang on - how could he have a dad if he was a 'droid? Mechanical semen?

Hell, I need another drink.

Fat Sparrow said...

Medbh -- "Hah!
That link I put up was the funniest use of the word patriarchy I've ever seen.
"

Yeah, that was fucking brilliant, and really tickled my funny bone. I believe I'll be stealing it....

"I'm sorry, I can't go out tonight, I have to wash my patriarchy."

"Dang, my patriarchy is really itchy."

"Pass me the patriarchy, will you?"

"And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that pesky patriarchy!"

A whole new world of possibilities, so it is.

"Boyfriend isn't as bad as Courtney Love, but his hair reminded me of that wife-killer Scott Peterson."

Maybe Trip's trying to get the girls, too.

Footie -- "Al III? Sounds like an android. Mind you, given his dad's public performances I wouldn't be surprised. Hang on - how could he have a dad if he was a 'droid? Mechanical semen?"

I believe, technically speaking, that Al Gore is a marionette. That would explain the wooden performances. Sonny's a chip off the old block.

"Hell, I need another drink."

Have one for me, too, will you?

First Nations said...

i want to know how somebody noticed this in california? everyone drives like their ass is on fire and takes chemicals by the handful while they do it. it's like oregon but with a larger gene pool.

i blame everything on the french.

Fat Sparrow said...

FN -- "i want to know how somebody noticed this in california? everyone drives like their ass is on fire and takes chemicals by the handful while they do it. it's like oregon but with a larger gene pool."

Easy. He's a big fat fucker, and he was in the OC. The officer knew that something was wrong right there. While Priuses, drugs, blonds, and speeding may be ubiquitous on the OC, fat fuckers are not. He stood out like a sore thumb.

Out here in the IE, he would have gotten pulled over for driving a Prius.

"i blame everything on the french."

Yep, me too. It took ages for that syphilis to clear up.

Andraste said...

Well...at least he wasn't drunk.

Around My Kitchen Table said...

As a Brit, could I make a heartfelt plea that you keep your more boring citizens, like Al Gore, Madonna and Sharon Osbourne (oh no, she's one of ours, isn't she? Oh shit) at home and send us your more interesting people. I could make room in my house for Tom Wolfe or George Clooney, for example. If I want to be lectured about global warming from someone who's flying around the world in a huge jet, then I need only listen to our own politicians.

Fat Sparrow said...

AMKT -- I ranted about Al Gore here and here a while back.

As for George Clooney, I do believe I have a few places I could make room for him.

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