Friday, June 22, 2007

Like Tony Blair, I am converting

....my blog over to the new widget-type thingie version on Blogger. Up 'til now I've done everything in my sidebar and what-not in HTML, and the Spouse Sparrow has been telling me how much easier it is to do all sorts of things on the blog once it is changed over, so.... I'm sucking up my courage and I'm gonna have a go.

I've been dealing with massive computer cuntery this week already, what with the computer crashing and losing everything. It seems to be going around lately; I know a few other people have posted about it, too. We had to do a lot of incantations involving anal sex, the blood of a black cock, and the horrible ancient deity Factory Settings. I happen to like bum sex, and the black cock thing was easy, as we live in the 'hood, but having to invoke Factory Settings was simply awful.

Hopefully everything will work out all right, and I will not lose my Site Meter count, and it will not take me too many weeks to add back in all my links and badges and tags and and and. This may be a work in progress for a while, so please bear with me.

Fat Sparrow

UPDATE: Success, M'lud! Fuck, that was traumatic. I still have some kinks I'm working out, but everything seems to have gone okay, for the most part. I'm still trying to get my links to open in a separate page, like they used to, instead of having to right-click on them, like I have to do now. If anyone notices any other problems, please let me know, either by comment or e-mail (TheFatSparrow@aol.com). Thanks!

FS

14 comments:

Eddie Waring said...

Looks like you made it! Congratulations! Computer problems are no fun, at least not unless you manage to throw one up the tater chute as a result.
That reminds me my \\\\ key has \\\be\en sticking \\\\lately. I s\hall \\\have \\Mrs.W warm up the\\ towels.\\\\\\\\\\

Around My Kitchen Table said...

The last time I had a BIG problem with my computer, I lost all my iTUNES. I hadn't bothered to back them all up so it cost me a lot of money. Tight gits at Apple won't let you transfer tunes from your iPOD to your computer. Anyway, talking about anal sex, with my previous virus programme I used to get the message "We have just prevented a third party from effecting a rear entry" - or something like that.

Medbh said...

Hey I just saw that Dr. House is on your honey list (didn't notice that before until you mentioned Bourne over at FMC's).
He's a tall, cool drink of water.

NiolK said...

Fucking sell out.

Manuel said...

"Factory settings", its enough to send a shudder down your back. Its like being told you are being made a busser again....

Fat Sparrow said...

Eddie -- "Looks like you made it! Congratulations!"

I did, thanks.

"Computer problems are no fun, at least not unless you manage to throw one up the tater chute as a result."

That's how it is when you have kids; you never have time for bum sex, so you have to use computer malfucktions as an excuse.

"That reminds me my \\\\ key has \\\be\en sticking \\\\lately. I s\hall \\\have \\Mrs.W warm up the\\ towels.\\\\\\\\\\"

You really need to get a keyboard condom, unless you're just using that as an excuse for bum sex.

AMKT -- "The last time I had a BIG problem with my computer, I lost all my iTUNES."

I am deeply suspicious of all that cack, so I have not yet ventured in to the world of music that doesn not come on a CD.

Plus I can't afford it, but let's just stick with that main one.

"Anyway, talking about anal sex, with my previous virus programme I used to get the message "We have just prevented a third party from effecting a rear entry" - or something like that."

Well thank God for that. I mean, you don't even know if they would have used lube, and they didn't even ask if you wanted a threesome. How rude.

Medbh -- "Hey I just saw that Dr. House is on your honey list (didn't notice that before until you mentioned Bourne over at FMC's). He's a tall, cool drink of water."

House is a cranky old git, but he reminds me of the Spouse Sparrow, which is why I like him. All of the guys on my "Honeys" list remind me of the Spouse Sparrow, in one way or another, which is probably why I like them.

NiolK -- "Fucking sell out."

Oh, yeah, like you haven't done it. Besides, that meant I finally got to put up my official "Banned by NiolK!" badge in my sidebar. You should be thrilled, as I know that your most secret desire is to have your face on me.

Manuel -- Factory Settings are truly horrible, and it looks like we're going to end up with the same problems all over again, as we suspect that it's the AOL software that's causing the fuck up. The Spouse Sparrow lost all his saved pics, and a good many from the digital camera, and I lost all the e-mails I had stupidly saved to the PC, instead of AOL.

First Nations said...

AOL is truly the spawn of demon seed. be assured that if there is a computerly problem it WILL IN FACT be traced to anything AOL. gaah.

everything looks fine, though. well done!

Gledwood said...

I don't understand what you are talking about ... are you on the "old blogger" whatever that is ... when I crossed over to Blogger from a more vulgar blog hoster in January the new blogger was all there was ... my sidebar is now full of crap bc it is so easy to put there ....
I hopped in here at random via your friends' blogs ... I'm at gledwood2.blogspot; if you want to drop by you're most welcome ... see you later hopefully ...

all the best

gleds

Gledwood said...

ps sparrows have pracically died out here in the uk so you're one of a rare breed!!

Lord Milky said...

There was no need to announce your success to me in such a public manner, but I forgive you.

Fat Sparrow said...

FN -- AOHell is indeed a fucking cunt. Unfortunately, I have dial-up, and AOHell is cheap, so there you have it.

Gledwood -- "I don't understand what you are talking about ..."

No, you don't say.

"ps sparrows have pracically died out here in the uk so you're one of a rare breed!!"

Damn, there goes my plans of domination in the UK by sheer numbers.

Lord Milky -- "There was no need to announce your success to me in such a public manner, but I forgive you."

Thanks, that's awfully white of you.

Eyebee said...

Tony B.Liar is a tosser

Eyebee said...

I thought Eddie Waring was dead.

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