Monday, April 30, 2007

So, sucking on stem cells.... Does that really work?

Sorry to have fucked off, but I have yet another bladder and kidney infection, so I feel like shit. I thought I had all this over and done with and my latest medical problems sussed out (a story which will make more sense when you read an upcoming post of mine), but apparently not. I'll be creeping around to doctor's, dentist's, and various other appointments this week, so I'll try to catch up with you lot and get you sorted later.

In the meantime, talk amongst yourselves, I'm all verklempt.

Fat Sparrow

17 comments:

Conortje said...

I'd offer you a kidney but I'm afraid I only have the one.
I hope you feel better soon!

Kav said...

Stay well, little pheasant.

Manuel said...

Awh hope your ok. By way of making you feel better i offer...

"little sparrow,little sparrow
precious fragile little thing
little sparrow,little sparrow
flies sp high and feels no pain"
Dolly Parton

or
"Wake up little sparrow' bt Devendra Banhart

"Wake up, wake up little sparrow
Don't make your home out in the snow
Don't make your home out in the snow"

Good advice indeed...

Anonymous said...

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Troika said...

Sorry, that's a really massive link from me. Don't fall for the same scam when yer sick, eh?

whyioughtta said...

Feel better soon, FS.

Philip said...

I hope the dentist is more help with your inner tubing than the doctor seems to be.

NiolK said...

Don't go bareback with Old Knudsen anymore. That'll stop the infections.

Sassy Sundry said...

Oh no. I'm sorry. I know it sounds stupid to say it, but I am.

Eddie Waring said...

Thinking good thoughts.... Anybody who calls me a poofter can fuck off cause I mean it.

First Nations said...

ayurvedic medicine would have you downing mugsful of your own pee to treat this. adding another reason to the list of why it's really good not to be an ayurvedic dentist.
although it night not hurt to down a glass and give it a swish round the molars before you sit down in the dentists chair... and then exhale emphatically at the man every time he pinches.
tell me how it goes.

Let's Kill Saturday Night said...

Hope you feel better soon. Or at least get some cool drugs.

Ladybristol said...

They do say lots of water to flush the system through is the answer.

Personally I think it's the wrong answer, it never works for me!

Hope you're feeling better soon.

The Hangar Queen said...

I was thinking about giving you a call this week.
Then I remembered the objective here is to aid your recovery.
Look after yourself and I will talk to you soon.

Fumier said...

Are you still seeing that Chinese Valley girl?

fatmammycat said...

Get well soon Ducks, and drinking Cranberry juice is very good for kidneys, according to my mother.

Fat Sparrow said...

Conortje -- Please tell me that you didn't eat the other one in a pie with steak....

Kav -- I do try, you massive stud, you.

Manuel -- What, no chicken soup?

Troika -- I'll try really, really hard, but I am so tempted.

Whyioughtta -- Thank you!

Philip -- My dentist is actually a competent individual, thank God. Of course I've probably jinxed that now.

Niolk -- You know, you may be on to something there. Is this advice from a personal perspective?

Sassy -- Thanks. Lacking my mommy just at the moment, I'll take sympathy where I can get it.

Eddie -- Damn, and here all this time I've been trying to get you to think bad thoughts about me. Oh where have I gone wrong?

FN -- I believe you can get the same effect from drinking our tap water.

LKSN -- Thanks, but they never ever give me the good shit.

Ladybristol -- Antibiotics ain't half-bad, either.

Devin -- Call me anytime you're free. I'm out on Monday and Wednesday, but theoretically should be in by 4 PM PDT. You know I love to hear from you!

Fumier -- Nope, sorry. She switched to another office in the practice, and I want to be able to go to the office right up the street from me, so I switched doctors. But.... I will be seeing her for my Pap smear in June. I'll give you all the gory details, if you like.

FMC -- Thank you! Cranberry juice is okay, as long as it's the low-sugar kind. I'm going to try out the cranberry extract pills, and see how they work.