Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Old Knudsen's Update

I was sitting in me hoose minding me own business with a mug of Ox-tail soup and the broken doon R2 unit in the corner started beeping to life. Suddenly there was a light and shining from the crappy looking droid was the holographic image of Fat Sparrow. Thank fuck she couldn't see me as I was halfway through a dungy in my commode chair, some soup and a shite and all is right with the world.
She looked tired and wretched but I was able to totally see doon her top. In that whiney accent that those yanks have she said,"help me Old Knudsen you are my only hope" .
I listened as she explained how her system was compromised by the onslaught of syphilis and that, no hold on, to be honest I wasn't paying that much attention, she has a kidney infection and shes in a good bit of pain but her antibiotics seem to be slowly working.
If she lives I'm sure she'll tell it better than me, she just wanted me to post to let you all know what the score is and that she appreciates your kind thoughts.

Old Knudsen

24 comments:

boudica of suburbia said...

Well lots of kind thoughts her way then!!! Get better or I'll be fucked for something to read!

Anonymous said...

yeah well i appreciated pictures of her baps but shes still not sent em yet, come on lass you can do it, think of me if it helps an whats al this fucked to read crap theres my fuckin webshite int there, but nonone ever fuckni goes there do they no cos Hadens too fuckni sexy,

Anonymous said...

Fat Sparrow is Leah too? And you are Obi Wan Knudsen?

I do sincerely hope that Fat Sparrow feels better soon.

Anonymous said...

No I'm yer father, didn't I already cover that?
I didn't post for almost 2 hours the other day and no cunt came round to see if I was ill.

Dr Maroon said...

When did all the doon and moose loose aboot this hoose start?
And the dates on your unioun flag thing are wrong. Get it sorted.

mutleythedog said...

Thats sound very uncomfortable Princess Leia would have been more fun - does the Droid thingy do porno?

Philip said...

Kidney infection, eh? Probably been taking the piss out of the wrong kind of people.

fatmammycat said...

Poor old sausage, healing kisses and hugs from me, anything she might have I've probably caught in that sea/knavy/dancehall/den of iniquity/brigade/showband, so tell her not to worry 'bout a thing. It all weeps, crusts over and then gets better, don't scratch though, scratching is the enemy.

Devin said...

Open wide and say "Aaaaaaah",Hmmmmm I've got just the thing for you in my shiny.black.leather.bag.
Get well soon Fat Sparrow.You are missed.

Old Knudsen said...

Dr Maroon try to keep up whats a unioun flag ? try reading it sober.

Anonymous said...

Please give the obese female Passer Domesticus my best wishes, but do tell her that coating her love objects with maple syrup will do that to a woman.

First Nations said...

oh for the love of fuck. you really need to not be sick right now. or ever.
get better.
at once.
*snif*

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

How incredibly bloody selfish. I come off hiatus and you're off!

I'm sorry you're sick, Sparra' ole girl. I'm sorry too I laughed at Phillip's taking the piss joke so much although it's a goodie, you have to admit. Kidney infections aren't funny.

Take care and get yourself well again, lovey. You're missed round here.

And drink lots of water, I think. Unless you're not supposed to.

Andraste said...

Sparrow! We miss the fuck out of you!

it's been days...feels awfully like weeks.

Yes, I'm drunk.

In all sincerity, I do hope you're feeling better and enjoying a nice convalescence, where your spouse and fledglings are doing all the work and taking good care.

::weeps quietly::

Seriously. I know I don't know you, but shit, man.

Anonymous said...

Thank god you're really sick. I thought you'd just stopped visiting.

Heh.

Get well soon, my winged friend, you are missed.

*flaps*

Foot Eater said...

The Sparrow's not posting.

Noreen's not posting.


Hmm.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

How you doing me old sparra? It's been a while since you've been around. I hope you're taking good care 'hon.

Kidney infections are no joke. I'm sorry you're having to deal with it. I've got my fingers and my best eggwhisks crossed for your speedy recovery. It must be extra tough with the wee one and all.

Be well, Spar.

kimba said...

and still they come.. and still no post...

has the infection spread to your best typing fingers?

be well..

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Kinda worried about you, Sparrow. Hope all is well and the antibiotics are working their magic on your kidneys.

Take good care of yourself.

Clairwil said...

I'm getting worried. Is the Sparrow OK?

lynn said...

Best festive wishes then to her.

boudica of suburbia said...

:S Come back, won't you?

Kav said...

My comment came up as anonymous, what's the story there? Are you there, my fine feathered friend?

tsduff said...

Don't know you - but your place is rather interesting. Nice blog.