Friday, November 17, 2006

I knew it all along

Here it is, finally, stolen from Old Knudsen.



You are The High Priestess


Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.


The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

37 comments:

Foot Eater said...

Fuck me, I'm The Hanged Man.

You've put a curse on my weekend, you harpy.

hungbunny said...

I'm the Hung Bunny. And if there isn't such a card, there should be.

hungbunny said...

Actually, it transpires I'm The Fool. Who'd have guessed?

And anyone who denies saying that Uranus is their favourite heavenly body is a fucking liar.

whyioughtta said...

I am The Magician. Fear me.

Magician: Blah blah wisdom blah blah craft, cunning, dignity...blah blah eleoquent [sic]...clever witty inventive make things so just by speaking them aloud. Summary: master bullshitter. Yeah, that fits.

Cool tool; thnx for sharing. Nice "talkin" to ya earlier...

Fat Sparrow said...

Footie -- Sorry, can't think of anything witty to say. Still giggling.

HungBunny -- Not having seen Uranus, I couldn't tell you. My anus isn't bad, though. Itchy sometimes, but still.

I suppose that ties in with my dreaming about anal sex last night.

Whyioughtta -- Excellent choice.

Yeah, what is it with the spelling on this thing? It's hard to look all professional while engaging in the occult when they can't get the spelling correct, dammit.

I got "fluxuation" on mine, which sounds like a disease.

P.S. -- I was just over graffiting all over your blog again.

ill man said...

I do believe that I was 'The Devil' initially. I realised this would be laughed out of court and I changed the answer to one of the questions. Hey presto, I'm the fuckin' moon.....

Fat Sparrow said...

Ha, I thought that "Moon" answer was kinda dodgy!

Philip said...

I am the Devil, a much misunderstood card. Who woulda thunk it?

Anonymous said...

I am, it seems, the Sun... I suppose that means no one can look at me...

Dr Maroon said...

I am the four of clubs.

Anonymous said...

Apparently I'm a Fat Sparrow too.Er I mean High Priestess.So much for clicking on 'Agnostic'

Anonymous said...

Cool site - good fun.
Hey, Devin, I'm the High Priestess too!!!!
Snap!
M

Purist said...

I am The Moon.

How fucking gay.

Anonymous said...

I am The Sun. Burn motherfuckers.

SzélsőFa said...

Hello, I'm The Tower.
http://szelsofa.blogspot.com/2006/11/growing-up-slow-and-not-without-some.html

Anonymous said...

it says I am the moon too... how many cards in a tarot deck? and most of the readers here have come out 'the moon' - which says 'you are a loon, keep taking your medication.. don't do drugs and you should be right..'

hmm.. that's not gonna pull the blokes in is it..? If I post that on my blog - tht I need to keep taking my medication...

Anonymous said...

just did the test again.. I am STILL the moon..

Shag it..

I don't think I have any mental problems.. ahng on I'll do it again.. hmm that could be perceived as a little obsessive though..

Anonymous said...

although my typing is bad - apologies to those that are sensitive to bad typing..

fatmammycat said...

Moon...sigh.

Taihae said...

i got the fucking empress. some shite about being the womb that gives the magicians creative spark form, sounds a bit dodgy to me.

Anonymous said...

I'm the Wheel of Fortune. "You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you." No I'm fucking not!

Lumpy said...

Or are you the Whale of Fortune?

Anonymous said...

I am the piece of ham cooked in coca-cola which I must give you the recipe for. Goooah.

boudica of suburbia said...

This is obviously bollocks, I'm The Fool.

Anonymous said...

Ok, we are both schmoozing High Priestesses. That's just too weird.

Foot Eater said...

I did it again but was honest this time - I ticked silly and immature - and I'm now the Sun! Bad puns, topless page three girls: it sounds great.

Philip said...

And Tony Blair puts a column inside you now and then. Better and better.

Old Knudsen said...

I'm the Walrus.

Pam said...

Happy thanksgiving.

Anonymous said...

Hey there Mrs Sparrow, hope the migraines aren't still at you.

First Nations said...

yo, i must backread.
I do tarot!
or at least, I used to do tarot. now i see it as a collection of Jungian archetypes. which is both pretentious AND dipshitty.

(my deck was the IJJ Swiss. my new one is the Italina DaVinci.)

happy thanksgiving, transplant!

Anonymous said...

Gat damn, you best be giving thanks today for your readers wishing you well. Now hurry up and post, even if it's just you calling to say you love us.

Do you mean it from the bottom of your heart? Do you really?

Fat Sparrow said...

Oh my God, this is what happens when I get sick.... Let's see....

Philip -- I understand you perfectly. You want to touch my ass, you really do.

Conan -- Not with the naked eye. Or maybe it's just when you're naked. I'm sure I'll remember, really.

Doc -- You are a slack bastard. You didn't do the test, did you?

Devin -- You were raised Catholic, were you not? You should know that you don't have to be a believer to be a priest, or a priestess, I suppose.

Mairéad -- All the cool kids are joining this one.

Purist -- Technically, feminine. Do we have issues? Tell me about your mother.

Kav -- And the heir?

Szélső Fa -- Damn, I can't think of anything funny to say.

Kimba -- Three comments at once? Obsessive? Nooooo, really?

Sorry, I've stopped giggling now, really.

Nice pineapples.

FMC -- Well, it ties in with the whole cat thing, does it not?

Taihae -- If it sounds dodgy, that means you haven't had enough to drink.

Emma -- That description sounds very Vanna White-like, ironically enough.

Lumpy -- I have no response to that.

Kav -- Very Southern, and no thanks.

Boudica -- Well of course it's bollocks; it's the Internet.

Sassy -- We were possibly separated at birth. You, of course, are the good twin.

Footie -- Well it makes the Spouse Sparrow happy.

Philip -- And anybody can have a wank over him for less than a pound. Yep, that sounds like Footie.

Old Knudsen -- No, you just smell like one. Coo Coo Ca Chu. Have a wash after you come back from Arbroath, will ya?

Pam -- Thanks! Happy Thursday to you!

FN -- Reading cards and runes was how I earned a good bit of my disposable income in my college years. A bit rusty at it now, though. I had started a Tarot collection, years back, but life intervened and my disposable income went towards diapers.

I like Jung. He beats the hell out of Freud. Plus, you can charge more when you're pretentious. People expect it, really.

Transplant? My Gramma was Cherokee. Yeah, I know, everyone's is, common as muck.

Kav -- I just called to say I love you.

It's from the bottom of something, really.

SzélsőFa said...

Yes, there are moments of relevations - those are usually not happy or funny, but the deeper meaning might convey some happiness that is to come only later...days or weeks ahead...
when you see the turn of the tide that is usually frightening...

accept that you could say nothing happy, but have you read the entry that contained the description of The Towers card?

Dr Maroon said...

I AM the Emperor.
What a most accurate test.

You are The Emperor
Stability, power, protection, realization; a great person.

The Emperor is the great authority figure of the Tarot, so it represents fathers, father-figures and employers. There is a lot of aggression and violence too.

Fat Sparrow said...

Doc -- So, what you're saying is "Respect my authoritay!"?

mutleythedog said...

Apparently I am "The Wombloid" - thats a bit worrying.