Sunday, October 01, 2006

What the fuck?

Now, there has got to be something seriously wrong with the people in Saudi Arabia, as I keep getting people from there looking at my blog, after they Google things like "anal fuck" and "fuck." Do rich camel jockeys not have anything better to do?

God bless Site Meter, that lets little ol' nosy me analyze everything. I like to watch, heh heh heh.

I mean, what kind of idiot looks at my blog for things like these? I cannot even be arsed to put up real pictures! Furthermore, what kind of idiot looks at any blog for these things?! With all the websites with free porn, you're going to go searching blogs?

Why have we not bombed Saudi Arabia yet?

Fat Sparrow


Dr Maroon said...

suadi Aribians are latent homosexualists, everyone knows that. be careful of sitemeter analusis, it's notoriously suspect.
Our good wishes to you and yours, now,sleeeeeeep, close your eyes and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Clairwil said...

I would love to bomb Saudi Arabia, if we could find a bomb that only kill religious mentalists and cunts. Everyone else may go free.

Fat Sparrow said...

Doc -- "it's notoriously suspect."

It is? I haven't had any problems with it. Then again, you get what you pay for, huh?

Clairwil -- "I would love to bomb Saudi Arabia, if we could find a bomb that only kill religious mentalists and cunts."

Is there anyone else in Saudi Arabia other than nuts and cunts?

Kieran said...
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Kieran said...

Saudi what now? I came here looking for Sparrow-sex.

Fat Sparrow said...

Sorry, Kieran, Spouse Sparrow is asleep right now. You'll just have to come back later.

Leilouta said...

LOL ....I keep getting people looking at my blog, after they google things like "Egyptian bitches","making your husband face reality","watching TV during ramadan is it a sin","does having sexual thoughts break the fast during ramadan?","friend made me wet","husband angry at me all the time"..... :)

Kieran said...

When people visit mine they search for things like "Kieran's blog", "blog about Kieran" and "a blog on the internet". What am I doing wrong?

Fat Sparrow said...

Leilouta -- Hi, and welcome! Okay, you definitely win the contest for getting weird fuckers looking at your blog.

I do feel sorry for the person who came to my blog the other day looking for info on fledgling sparrows.

Kieran -- "What am I doing wrong?"

You are obviously not talking about the joys of anal sex often enough. Try that, and just sit back and enjoy all the hits your counter gets.

Old Knudsen said...

Well I searched for ' big juicy man loving' and got Kieran's blog.

I have got so many searches for 'gay Johnny Adair' and numerous searches about my balls, I may just type in hundreds of dirty words to get the visitors.