The blogger formerly known as Fat Sparrow
Sorry, Sparrow, I didn't understand any of that.
It's been a slow year for great tits in the gardens.
Not lack of water exactly...it was brewing coffee after all the piss they had to do to get water.
It's old but I couldn't resist. Check out the tits on this.
Footie -- Was that not you on Site Meter, then? It was your ISP, and I never get anybody else on AOL in the UK other than you. Damn, I was sure it was you, taking the piss, because of my other post. If you're fucking with my head (not hard to do, mind you, but try the other end, it doesn't bite), I'll get you, ya bastid.Doc -- You have to put out the right kind of food to attract good tits. Try steak and lobster next time, with a nice wine.Justin -- It seemed very realistic to me, but I know a few coffee addicts. They have less control than heroin addicts, and will do whatever is necessary to get their fix. I thought it would have been quite funny if all this "fair trade" crap had been going on when Frank Herbert wrote the "Dune" series; would the piss have to monitored and certified for fairness, too?Kav -- That's a first, someone sending pics of tits to me. By the way, I love your blog. I just found it not too long ago. Thanks for the link back!
My name is Inigo Montoya. The fat ass does not offend me all the more for Inigo Montoya to make the love to. Ay! The milky white substance of love is already boiling in the orbs of Inigo Montoyas manhood for you! Si!!!!!
Inigo -- Mi querido! You have returned! I was sure that el cabron de los once dedos had gotten you! I am so relieved to see that you are safe, and your manhood is in fine shape as usual.
Thanks FS. I'm still confused about this post though. Where are these tits and arse pics you're on about?
Kav -- "I'm still confused about this post though. Where are these tits and arse pics you're on about?"Sorry, you and everyone else. I really did think it was Footie taking the piss. Someone, with the same ISP on AOL UK that he has, Googled "big arses," and that's how they got to my blog. In my defense, it was right after Footie had been on, and it was his ISP #, and I had just done a post about how I kept getting idiots (mainly from Saudi Arabia) who Google things like "anal fuck" and end up at my blog. So, I thought it was Footie purposely having a bit of fun with me, as I had mentioned how I like to read my Site Meter.Er, I was only joking (I hope!) about the Spouse Sparrow sending Footie pics of me T & A.Hopefully, that clears things up for everyone, including you, Kav, and Footie too, apparently. I'll try to post something a bit less cryptic and a lot more entertaining now....
It looks like someone is hacking into my wireless connection from outside the house! Thanks for the tip-off, FS, I'll put an extra layer of tin foil over the windows.
Footie -- Don't forget to put it shiny side out. Very important, you know.
Ah, I see. Good advice on the wireless protection too. I'll use that.
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