The Ill Man is feeling a bit low (er, "While you're down there....") at the moment, so Clairwil suggested that we cheer him up. Credit to Spouse Sparrow for finding the link.
Okay, 'fess up. You know you've done it. We've all done it, it's just that some of us will actually admit it.
No, not wanking.
Now, I'll admit, cybersex is not very satisfying, but at least my sessions never went as bad as these.