Apparently a Fox news reporter and a cameraman have been kidnapped in the Gaza Strip. Those crazy Palestinians just can't stand not getting all the attention, what with Lebanon becoming the latest newswhores and all.
If Hamas can kidnap one Fox news person, why can't they kidnap all of them? Bill O'Reilly, being the fine, upstanding person he is, offered to exchange himself for the missing reporter, but the spokes-raghead for Hamas said "Thanks, but no thanks. We may be dumb, but we're not Irish." Bill O'Reilly then went on to breathe heavily on the phone, and ask the Hamas spokes-raghead what his wife was wearing under her burka.
Note to Hamas: Stop kidnapping journalists. It's boring, and it will only get you on the news for 2 minutes, in between all the Lebanon stories. Learn tap-dancing, or something.