Friday, August 11, 2006

Permission to come abroad

To accommodate those of you who are bloody Yanks like me, and various other readers who are not familiar with British terminology, I have added an Internet-based British slang dictionary in my "Links" section.

It is composed by a British gentleman of discriminating taste, Ted Duckworth, who is pleasant and friendly, even toward Americans. He is also hung like a horse.

You can use his dictionary to learn how to curse like a true Brit, or at least a North American of British descent, so that even though you may still have an American accent, if you say "eh" a lot, you can pretend to be Canadian when you are captured by Muslims. They fucking well love Canadians, those crazy Muslims.

Fat Sparrow

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