Monday, August 14, 2006

Kiddie porn?

I was looking for my rosary today, which I suspected I had lost somewhere under my bed (and what consenting adults do with rosaries in their bedrooms is none of your business).
I had to go and root around under the Spouse Sparrow's side of the bed to find our flashlight (and what consenting adults do with flashlights in their bedrooms is also none of your business) so that I could even see where the rosary had gone to, amidst the dust bunnies, dead bodies, and old wank rags.

What I found under his side of the bed, besides the flashlight, was a video tape. Not too surprising; many men keep their porn stashed under the bed. I was curious to see what it was. Was it something conventional, like "Debbie Does Dallas," something mildly kinky, maybe having to do with Kirk/Spock action and maybe some alien goats? No, it was not.

The title? "The Best Of Mickey Mouse; A Cartoon Anthology."

I don't want to know; that is too perverted even for me.

Fat Sparrow

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