Matthew Broderick is at it again. He just can't seem to stay out of trouble in Ireland, whether it's NI or RoI.
You would think that after not knowing how to drive on the right (or left) side of the road, and killing a couple of locals in Enniskillen, County Fermanagh, NI, he would vacation someplace else. But no, apparently not, for here he was in Ireland again, getting his collarbone broken in a fall from a horse. No, you fuckers, it was NOT his wife he was riding at the time. It was an actual horse, but I can see how you were confused.
Note to Matthew Broderick: Please don't ride (or drive) anything else in Ireland or NI, including your horse-faced wife.
When 70-something William Shatner can ride a horse better than you, it's time to lay off the ponies, Matt. What's next, taking up ATV riding with Ozzy Osbourne?